I am not sure what to write about today about Zaino…especially because it is late and I haven’t talked to him today. What a sad day!
I often take notes on funny things he says or does. Sometimes I remember the whole story, but usually I don’t remember it. Sometimes there isn’t a story…sometimes it is just a Zaino one liner that cracks us up. So I want to share some of them with you!
My sister: “Dad and I always have fun doing puzzles together!”
Zaino: “We only did one puzzle!”
**This was said around Christmas time this year and the one puzzle they did together was about 5 years ago!**
Mom: “How can she walk in those shoes?”
Zaino: “She can’t! Look she is laying down now!”
**I don’t remember who they were talking about.**
Zaino: “I have to lower myself to their level! How else am I going to understand them!”
**He is referring to drivers that let’s just say don’t make the best decisions.**
Zaino: “Always be on the look out!” (insert eyes looking to both sides)
**In reference to anytime Zaino thinks we should be on the look out!”
Zaino: “Good thing I am not on Facebook! I would crash the system!”
**Based on the knowledge that when I posts things my dad says or even pictures of him on FB all of my friends like the post or comment on the post.**
“When I become a cross dresser, I am not going to shop there!” (for the innocent I will keep the store private.)
**He will be mad when he finds out this is public. He didn’t mean to say this obviously, but he was making a point that the store is ridiculous.**
Zaino: “That’s fluffy. I’m sick of fluff.”
**My sister loves Zaino as much as I do for the same reasons I love him. So she will say anything to have a conversation with him. He started calling this type of talk from her “fluff”.
Zaino: “Oh man, I wish I had attended that by video conference.”
**In response to wishing he hadn’t had to go to a specific event, that I will not mention, but was necessary for us to go.**
He once told me that our conversations were confidential…..but that clearly has gone out the window!